August 2012
1 tag
7 year old: His man-nipple is black.
Me: ...Yes...
7 year old: Does that mean he is cold?
Me: No... it means he is black.
5 tags
jackle-app:
what if light had mass
and every time you turned on a light you just get smacked by it and die
It’s time to step away from the internet.
gloomy-teens:
-shrooms:
what do celebrities use for their skin??? i really wanna know because they look literally flawless in every kind of light/camera
4 tags
4 tags
2 tags
spine:
i’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs cos it’s probs such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and i start making seal noises
Or braying like a donkey.
camillesaurus:
dirtytalkinginenochian:
Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the joke
it’s an inside joke
1 tag
3 tags
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
ishapoopyface:
CALL ME BEEP ME IF U WANNA REACH ME
ishapoopyface:
CALL ME BEEP ME IF U WANNA REACH ME
