May 2012
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
April 2012
straight guys: emma watson is so hot
gay guys: emma watson is so hot
lesbians: emma watson is so hot
not lesbians: emma watson is so hot
oprah: emma watson is so hot
jesus: emma watson is so hot
grass: emma watson is so hot
emma watson: emma watson is so hot
rupert grint: emma watson is like a sister
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What
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Anonymous asked: Ay yo guuurl, you got beez in yo trap??????
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Dear people who question why girls go to the...
somebodybemybuddyback:
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
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i-think-i-just-shat-myself:
Disappointed to find out that Christopher Plummer’s singing was dubbed for The Sound of Music.
I’ll never be able to watch the Edelweiss scene the same way again. :(
Well crap. There goes my childhood.
